- to the tune of "I love to laugh" from Mary Poppins: "I love to poop [farting noises instead "hahahaha"], loud and long and free, and the more I poop [fart fart fart fart], the closer to labor I'll be!"
- It really is possible for the human body to produce the comedic gut rumbling of Major Payne.
- Castor oil=Drano for human plumbing.
- for the cultured (do they read this blog?): "Who would have thought the pregnant woman had so much poop in her?"
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
thoughts on castor oil upon waking
Posted by JTB at 10:52 AM