Me: hi god
God:Hello there. What is your name?
Me: don't you know?
God:Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me: okay. then i can't tell you either.
God:OK with me too. It goes without saying. Why is it a secret?
Me: that is such a good question. why are you so secretive?
God:Thanks. Next question?
My conversation ended when I said "I like people. I don't think they should go to hell." Apparently either God detected the enormous falsity of "I like people" OR God was mad that I think people shouldn't go to hell. In any case, there were no more responses from God.
Have your own conversation here. And eavesdrop on the Feminarian's conversation here.
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My first conversation got cut off almost immediately. Here's my second. God didn't answer my final question.
Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
I was confirmed today.
God:
Ah. Where were you confirmed?
Me:
At church.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
I'm not there now. But they do have computers. Why?
God:
Right now? I am surprised to hear that you are not there. Who are "They?". " Who are "They?""? Why?
Me:
Should I be at church all day?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
Well, then why are you surprised that I'm not there?
God:
Well that's okay. My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, indie.
Me:
I see. Do you believe in transubstantiation?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
If God believes in it then I guess I should.
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
A mystery even to you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Is anything mysterious to God?
I did it again. This one ought to interest you:
Me:
Why is the Bible so violent?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a woman who is offended by what you just said.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Are you confused about your gender?
God:
No my mind is perfectly clear.
Welcome to the Episcopal Church, Indie!
Hi Indie,
Wow, I'm glad God answered your question. Brent's now defining "transexual" for God as I type.
I also must add that I love your picture with the sling. It is awesome.
iGod was kind of a smarmy bastard.
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