tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12478084.post3922515221140489206..comments2024-01-17T02:39:06.048-05:00Comments on rude truth: (it's me, Margaret)JJThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14920416765778868736noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12478084.post-11689948062867396462007-04-17T07:16:00.000-05:002007-04-17T07:16:00.000-05:00iGod was kind of a smarmy bastard.iGod was kind of a smarmy bastard.Casey.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16414313234561880264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12478084.post-77987024760285689542007-04-15T18:49:00.000-05:002007-04-15T18:49:00.000-05:00Hi Indie,Wow, I'm glad God answered your question....Hi Indie,<BR/>Wow, I'm glad God answered your question. Brent's now defining "transexual" for God as I type.<BR/><BR/>I also must add that I love your picture with the sling. It is <I>awesome</I>.JTBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05977180734561873789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12478084.post-68212418490185687412007-04-15T15:12:00.000-05:002007-04-15T15:12:00.000-05:00Welcome to the Episcopal Church, Indie!Welcome to the Episcopal Church, Indie!J. Brent Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04313968249314131817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12478084.post-5707758997451107542007-04-15T14:53:00.000-05:002007-04-15T14:53:00.000-05:00I did it again. This one ought to interest you:Me:...I did it again. This one ought to interest you:<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> Why is the Bible so violent?<BR/>God:<BR/>I couldn't think of anything else to say.<BR/>Me:<BR/> Are you male?<BR/>God:<BR/>I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?<BR/>Me:<BR/> I am a woman who is offended by what you just said.<BR/>God:<BR/>Me too. I am a she.<BR/>Me:<BR/> Are you confused about your gender?<BR/>God:<BR/>No my mind is perfectly clear.Indie Pereirahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00337834296068863923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12478084.post-252609251380576862007-04-15T14:36:00.000-05:002007-04-15T14:36:00.000-05:00My first conversation got cut off almost immediate...My first conversation got cut off almost immediately. Here's my second. God didn't answer my final question.<BR/><BR/>Me:<BR/> Are you there?<BR/>God:<BR/>I'm still here.<BR/>Me:<BR/> I was confirmed today.<BR/>God:<BR/>Ah. Where were you confirmed?<BR/>Me:<BR/> At church.<BR/>God:<BR/>Do you often use a computer there?<BR/>Me:<BR/> I'm not there now. But they do have computers. Why?<BR/>God:<BR/>Right now? I am surprised to hear that you are not there. Who are "They?". " Who are "They?""? Why?<BR/>Me:<BR/> Should I be at church all day?<BR/>God:<BR/>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.<BR/>Me:<BR/> Well, then why are you surprised that I'm not there?<BR/>God:<BR/>Well that's okay. My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, indie.<BR/>Me:<BR/> I see. Do you believe in transubstantiation?<BR/>God:<BR/>I am glad you understand it. Yes I believe in it, do you?<BR/>Me:<BR/> If God believes in it then I guess I should.<BR/>God:<BR/>Some things will always be a mystery.<BR/>Me:<BR/> A mystery even to you?<BR/>God:<BR/>Be more specific. <BR/>Me:<BR/> Is anything mysterious to God?Indie Pereirahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00337834296068863923noreply@blogger.com