Sunday, April 15, 2007

(it's me, Margaret)

Me: hi god
God:Hello there. What is your name?
Me: don't you know?
God:Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me: okay. then i can't tell you either.
God:OK with me too. It goes without saying. Why is it a secret?
Me: that is such a good question. why are you so secretive?
God:Thanks. Next question?

My conversation ended when I said "I like people. I don't think they should go to hell." Apparently either God detected the enormous falsity of "I like people" OR God was mad that I think people shouldn't go to hell. In any case, there were no more responses from God.

Have your own conversation here. And eavesdrop on the Feminarian's conversation here.

5 comments:

Indie said...

My first conversation got cut off almost immediately. Here's my second. God didn't answer my final question.

Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
I was confirmed today.
God:
Ah. Where were you confirmed?
Me:
At church.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
I'm not there now. But they do have computers. Why?
God:
Right now? I am surprised to hear that you are not there. Who are "They?". " Who are "They?""? Why?
Me:
Should I be at church all day?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
Well, then why are you surprised that I'm not there?
God:
Well that's okay. My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, indie.
Me:
I see. Do you believe in transubstantiation?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
If God believes in it then I guess I should.
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
A mystery even to you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Is anything mysterious to God?

Indie said...

I did it again. This one ought to interest you:

Me:
Why is the Bible so violent?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a woman who is offended by what you just said.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Are you confused about your gender?
God:
No my mind is perfectly clear.

J. Brent Bates said...

Welcome to the Episcopal Church, Indie!

JTB said...

Hi Indie,
Wow, I'm glad God answered your question. Brent's now defining "transexual" for God as I type.

I also must add that I love your picture with the sling. It is awesome.

Casey said...

iGod was kind of a smarmy bastard.