- to the tune of "I love to laugh" from Mary Poppins: "I love to poop [farting noises instead "hahahaha"], loud and long and free, and the more I poop [fart fart fart fart], the closer to labor I'll be!"
- It really is possible for the human body to produce the comedic gut rumbling of Major Payne.
- Castor oil=Drano for human plumbing.
- for the cultured (do they read this blog?): "Who would have thought the pregnant woman had so much poop in her?"
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
thoughts on castor oil upon waking
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You are too funny. I think I'll share your song with other clients.
Maria
Hey, I was just kidding about holding out until the 21st you know.
You should work in advertising. Castor Oil needs a good jingle.
You.Are.Kidding.Me.
Isn't that a myth that it helps? I always heard that it was an old wives tale - up there with driving on bumpy roads and eating spicy food.
But I have heard of 2 sorta effective tools: lots of walking and sex. But not at the same time.
And looking over everyone's estimates, it looks like Grandad Bates is the only one who still has a chance at getting the date right. Dude.
TRacy--at this point my balance is so off that I wouldn't dare trying walking and sex at the same time--although it sounds more fun than walking and chewing gum at the same time--but perhaps that experiment will come later...
Come on Clare, get a move on!! I decided to release the GASB album the day of your birth. Love, TKP
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