Wednesday, June 07, 2006

thoughts on castor oil upon waking

  1. to the tune of "I love to laugh" from Mary Poppins: "I love to poop [farting noises instead "hahahaha"], loud and long and free, and the more I poop [fart fart fart fart], the closer to labor I'll be!"
  2. It really is possible for the human body to produce the comedic gut rumbling of Major Payne.
  3. Castor oil=Drano for human plumbing.
  4. for the cultured (do they read this blog?): "Who would have thought the pregnant woman had so much poop in her?"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are too funny. I think I'll share your song with other clients.
Maria

Anonymous said...

Hey, I was just kidding about holding out until the 21st you know.

Casey. said...

You should work in advertising. Castor Oil needs a good jingle.

mom23 said...

You.Are.Kidding.Me.

Isn't that a myth that it helps? I always heard that it was an old wives tale - up there with driving on bumpy roads and eating spicy food.

But I have heard of 2 sorta effective tools: lots of walking and sex. But not at the same time.

mom23 said...

And looking over everyone's estimates, it looks like Grandad Bates is the only one who still has a chance at getting the date right. Dude.

JTB said...

TRacy--at this point my balance is so off that I wouldn't dare trying walking and sex at the same time--although it sounds more fun than walking and chewing gum at the same time--but perhaps that experiment will come later...

TKP said...

Come on Clare, get a move on!! I decided to release the GASB album the day of your birth. Love, TKP